Master Iron Fist’s Best Photo Captions of 2011.

Posted by Master Iron Fist On January 31, 2012 6 COMMENTS

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Decided to unveil a “best of” list of my favorite exploits. List includes my photo captions from Sensei’s Box Office Predictions, Film Essays, Box Office Fallouts, and even my Week Recaps.

Sensei said he’d read this with a side of Irish Coffee which, trust me, is his way of “going all out.”  Or put another way…



So things are progressing favorably.  Enjoy the list…

The Best Photo Captions of 2011

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#20

“Behold… And despair!!!”

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#19

“The next Paranormal Activity will feature found footage from Barney & Friends…”

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#18

…”Behold,” the face of evil.
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#17

The box office? So bad…contagious. Can’t protect myself.

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#16

“You want to put your hands where…?”

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#15

“After our film’s weak opening… This really is all we can afford…”

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#14

“Imagine what these films could do for tourism…?”

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#13

“I know it’s hard, but one must be dedicated to helping those in need.”

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#12

“Yeah. Listening to the Weinsteins can have that effect…”

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#11

We now take some time to have our moment of Kate Beckinsale hotness…

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#10

“Trade you bushel of bananas — for logging rites to the jungle. Deal?”
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#9

“Look. If Batman wants to park here… Just let him park here…!”

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#8

“I’m starting a flame war… You mind?”
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#7

“Okay I want one…but Machete still sucks.”

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#6

“Maybe we should date and start our own franchise…?

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#5

“Freeeedom!”

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#4

“Shootings will continue until morale improves…”

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#3

“Hugh Jackman is not wearing booty shorts…ever!”

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#2

“Apparently Jacob isn’t cool enough to be on this poster…”

#1

“Now listen to me… Ignore Sensei, listen to the trolls…!”

Master Iron Fist

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© Images copyright their respective owners; usually the distributor of the above titled movie unless otherwise noted.

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6 Responses so far.

  1. Troll says:

    Lame. Don’t quit your day job.

  2. Anonymous says:

    #13: Give us some more Rhona! Is she still taking lessons?

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